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Poohoohoo 

A shout of laughter, usually towards one's misfortune.
That noob got owned! POOHOOHOO!
Poohoohoo by THE VENONAT November 3, 2011

poopometer 

A device used to measure the potency of poop.
1) My poop rang up an impressive 9.7 poopsies on the poopometer today!

2) The highest recorded reading on the poopometer came from a pooposaurous rex.
poopometer by Michael Wegman February 5, 2008
A person who cries while taking a shit, but not necessarily because of the pain of the actual act of pooing
I just heard James poohooing in the bathroom. is he alright?
Poohoo by bajrov March 24, 2011
The poohole is a mysterious entrance, which is commonly believed to lead to another dimension, where brown creatures, commonly referred to as the Cosby kids, are "dumped" into the the toilet (aka the pool).
Lang: Dude my butt really itches.
Steven: Gross.
Lang: I think something is stuck in my poohole.
Steven: Shut up! Oh wait.....that a dildo?!?!?!
Lang: No........THATS JUST MY TAMPON!
poohole by HamLover July 24, 2006

Poochomp 

1. Colloquial term for a fecalpheliac, or any person who enjoys chomping on excrement.
2. A derogatory term, used to describe someone of utmost annoyance.
1. "Hey man, you still seeing that asian chick"?
"nah, couldn't stand her breath, turns out she was a poochomper"
2. "Stop banging my ma, you poochomp!"
Poochomp by BlackPhoenix December 14, 2008
This is when you have to go take a poo and the little turd tricks you into thinking that its gonna come out by poking out a little and then running back in.
Sarah: Hey Diana, are you pooping?
Diana: No, I think I just had a pooholer.
Sarah: Whats a pooholer?
Diana: Look it up bro.