pooh bear it 

To wear a shirt but no pants or undergarments, particularly when engaging in sexual intercourse.

"I'm self-conscious about my stomach; when I make love, I Pooh Bear it"

pooh bear it by misterpoohbear June 20, 2012

pooh bear it 

A situation in which an individual is direly hungry and is currently in possession of a food paste spread that is within a jar. There is a common understanding between the individual and his/her friends that no utensils are nearby to formally consume the ration and everyone is too lazy to go get some. The result is for the individual to use one's own hand to savagely cup the substance in their palm to gather it for consumption; In a way that resembles Winnie the Pooh eating honey from a jar.

Friend 1- I got the Frito's Chili Cheese Dip!!!
Friend 2- Umm, we don't have any chips...
Friend 1- Ahhh screw it. I'm just gonna pooh bear it.

pooh bear it by reaperDROPRIDETODOOM January 17, 2010

poohbear it

To consume food that is somewhat liquid (in the manner of honey) by simply grabbing at it with one's hand and then licking the content off said hand

Jim: Do you want a spoon for that peanut butter?
Bob: Nah, I'll just poohbear it

poohbear it by tomhansolo September 20, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016