Pongevity 

Pure ponyness. Smacks you in the face like the smell of a dead badger.

This tobacco has no pongevity.

There are dangerous levels of pongevity in that flat.

Pongevity by Gavin Hardie April 5, 2009

longevity 

lasting a long time.

long or lasting duration of life

A tree's longevity is much greater than a human's.

longevity by Blacks February 28, 2007

pungevity 

Something that stinks for a long time. Mix between the word pungent and longevity.

My wife took a shit and because of the pungevity the bathroom stunk an hour after I got home!

pungevity by Daddy Buffalo September 4, 2019

Mongevity 

When someone is acting like a Mong but just keeps doing it over and over - like longevity but acting mongy.

Fiona, you are demonstrating mongevity with this one - just get used to the fact you are a mong.

Mongevity by sadgav July 15, 2011

longevity 

Big titties

my fat useless brothers named patrick suffers from longevity

longevity by Briznandon February 12, 2004

Longevity Biscuit 

An organizational recognition the management "has" to "give" everybody.

I don't blame Lisa; when I'm slowed down to mere above-average performance and speed I'll hang on for the Longevity Biscuit too!

Longevity Biscuit by Zappin' Nap September 19, 2022

Longevity 

A simple response to someone who sneezes, a 'blessing' of good health free from religion.

Often used by scientists in the academic field of DNA longevity research.

Person A: HAATCHUUUUU!!!@## .....
Person B: Lóngevity!

Person A: Chuuu!
Person B: Longevity my good sir!

Longevity by Tinkí February 8, 2024