When one flails their body around and shifts their weight on a foot to try and slide it into a shoe to avoid untying and tying it, giving them the appearance of dancing like a white person.
Rob: Hey, what's taking Steve so long?
Bill: He refuses to untie and tie his shoes, he's in there doing the shoe polka to try and squeeze them on.
Rob: I feel bad for any expensive things on his walls...
Bill: He refuses to untie and tie his shoes, he's in there doing the shoe polka to try and squeeze them on.
Rob: I feel bad for any expensive things on his walls...
by Reginald Fitzpatrick December 11, 2010
by Kelley Kat November 14, 2012
by Haaaahannah May 15, 2005
A very intense form of music and/or dance created by The Corsetts they own/rock/will kick your ass if you're not cool and still try to master Polka Hardcore. Polka Hardcore is only for hardcore kids, not teeny boppers, posers, gangstas, scene/emo kids or pot heads/coke fiends. Polka Hardcore requires massive amounts of training sometimes 20 hours a day and heavy cash donations to the creators The Corsetts or else they'll own you. Ninjas are naturally Polka Hardcore masters.
"I'm giving all my money to The Corsetts because Polka Hardcore is better than having a house."
"Pfft. I'm giving up sex for Polka Hardcore because Polka Hardcore is one huge orgasm."
"I wanna be a ninja so i can Polka Hardcore."
"Pfft. I'm giving up sex for Polka Hardcore because Polka Hardcore is one huge orgasm."
"I wanna be a ninja so i can Polka Hardcore."
by DivaDevin October 15, 2005
Polka-dot tiddies is a act in which you give a female hickeys on her tiddies. Therefore making them look like they have polka-dots.
by ACommunistFrog March 26, 2020
by Zoey Johnson May 21, 2005
Cool guy in The Suicide Squad movie and his powers are shooting magma polka dots out of his hands and its so fucking cool.
by ZooPooZooPoo October 1, 2021