political masturbation

1. slang. Term used to describe any political process that serves only as a distraction from more important matters.

The Senate's ongoing debate over the Flag Burning Amendment is a great example of political masturbation.

political masturbation by Rich C 123 July 8, 2006

Poetical Masturbation

The stimulation of poetry used to ejaculate great expressions of the verbal & mental action.

Yo, you should check out Gemeineye on youtube, his poems are like poetical masturbation.

Poetical Masturbation by LLJDP February 2, 2010