politarrhea

After a prolonged period of holding in one's gas for the sake of politeness one may suffer from politarrhea.

Tom: There were so many girls so I kept holding in my farts but it gave me major politarrhea afterwards.

by IAmJulesVerne March 6, 2014

Postarrhea

The compulsive behavior to have to post everything to social networks.

Post anything and everything you do unto social networks, such as going to the bathroom, being stoned drunk, forwarding everything are just a few of the ailments of:
POSTARRHEA

by Whispering Wolf March 30, 2015