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polish man

In much ways similar to Florida man, but with polish ethnicity
Eg. Polish man lost in Sao Paulo airport for 28 days
Polish man mistakes iron box for telephone
polish man by Knowledgeableidiot October 27, 2017
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Polish man

He is incomparable, illusive & unique unlike any other.
He is handsome, muscular & gentle.
Ge chooses words wisely, and speaks calmly.
He makes you feel everything good.
He lights your *fire and it burns for him. *Hot & cold on occasion.
He drives you crazy, & he likes your crazy crazy in bed.
You want more of him always & it hurts because he is busy or vanished.

He texts on an app & does't ever call or want your number, so he can disappear.
He tells you what he thinks you want to hear. "You'll want to believe him but it's too good to be true.

He texts every few months/years for a hot night, & you'll do anything to see him him again - extreme magnetic force.

You arnt sure what his real name is.
You'll forever want him to hold your hand. - he never will.

You can't remember his eyes but you dream of him when your eyes close.
You smile when he texts because he is everything.

He is a player or married, but you'll never know
-"your amazing! where did you come from "?
-Poland

I don't know his name I call him "Polish Man"
Polish man by rube tube April 26, 2020

polish sex manual 

In ---->

Out <---

Repeat!
Most privates (military rank) are so stupid they couldn't fuck their mothers with the aid a polish sex manual.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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