pokecrastinating

avoiding doing anything/everything by having poking wars with your friends on facebook

Stop pokecrastinating and get back to work.

by ♥~t September 23, 2010

poecrastinating

when one puts off writing or saying dope poetry.

you put those new lines down yet?

naw dawg I's bin poecrastinating...

by Colin D Campbell December 15, 2007

Porncrastinating

To waste time on the internets viewing porn.

Sorry, I gotta get back to my job at the SEC. I've been porncrastinating all day.

by SHAKAKIELY July 10, 2010

potcrastinating

When a friend comes over with weed, but doesn't smoke it with you right away. Instead keeps procrastinating.

Bro, bust the weed out. Stop potcrastinating.

by uriballs March 10, 2016

Poocrastinating

the practice of carrying out less urgent tasks while waiting for your morning coffee to work its way through your system, before leaving the house.

"Celeste stop poocrastinating, and let's go for our morning run!"

by caoboi July 31, 2015

Peecrastinating

A mode of procrastination in which the individual, usually a student, in an effort to avoid starting homework, will go to the bathroom. Actual need to pee is irrelevant.

Jane: Ugh, I really don't want to start this paper. I guess I'll just go to the bathroom.

Jane's Roommate: Girl, you better stop peecrastinating!

by 1679865 November 27, 2011

poopcrastinating

When you don't want to go back to work/whatever else you're doing, and proceed to stay on the toilet far too long looking at Facebook posts, Instagram pictures, news articles, playing 2048, etc. - often far longer than it has taken you to actually poop.
This may also be due to fear of wiping in some individuals.

Poopcrastinating in its various forms:

1) I had a bunch of TPS reports I didn't want to do, so I poopcrastinated on the toilet for a solid 20 minutes and got a new high score on candy crush.

2) I had a huge essay to write after I finished my Econ homework, but nature called and I proceeded to poopcrastinate for a half hour on instagram.

3) Person 1: "Where is Bob? He went to the bathroom a half an hour ago." Person 2: "He's probably poopcrastinating."

by Michael Mittelman December 20, 2014