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potcrastinating
When a friend comes over with weed, but doesn't smoke it with you right away. Instead keeps procrastinating.
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Peecrastinating
A mode of procrastination in which the individual, usually a student, in an effort to avoid starting homework, will go to the bathroom. Actual need to pee is irrelevant.
Jane: Ugh, I really don't want to start this paper. I guess I'll just go to the bathroom.
Jane's Roommate: Girl, you better stop peecrastinating!
Jane's Roommate: Girl, you better stop peecrastinating!
Peecrastinating by 1679865 November 27, 2011
poopcrastinating
When you don't want to go back to work/whatever else you're doing, and proceed to stay on the toilet far too long looking at Facebook posts, Instagram pictures, news articles, playing 2048, etc. - often far longer than it has taken you to actually poop.
This may also be due to fear of wiping in some individuals.
This may also be due to fear of wiping in some individuals.
Poopcrastinating in its various forms:
1) I had a bunch of TPS reports I didn't want to do, so I poopcrastinated on the toilet for a solid 20 minutes and got a new high score on candy crush.
2) I had a huge essay to write after I finished my Econ homework, but nature called and I proceeded to poopcrastinate for a half hour on instagram.
3) Person 1: "Where is Bob? He went to the bathroom a half an hour ago." Person 2: "He's probably poopcrastinating."
1) I had a bunch of TPS reports I didn't want to do, so I poopcrastinated on the toilet for a solid 20 minutes and got a new high score on candy crush.
2) I had a huge essay to write after I finished my Econ homework, but nature called and I proceeded to poopcrastinate for a half hour on instagram.
3) Person 1: "Where is Bob? He went to the bathroom a half an hour ago." Person 2: "He's probably poopcrastinating."
poopcrastinating by Michael Mittelman December 20, 2014
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