Poke Throughs

When ones finger pokes through some cheap toilet paper and you accidentally wipe one of your holes with your finger.

That toilet paper a McDonalds is terrible! I had so many poke throughs that I had more shit on my finger than on the toilet paper itself.

by $hIti0T July 05, 2014

Poke Through

Accidental and unfortunate anal penetration with your own finger while wiping, usually resulting from single ply or insufficient tp.

Steve: "Doug, you've been washing your hands for ten minutes."
Doug: "Stupid single-ply office tp, I had a poke through on the first wipe."

by lefty mcgee May 19, 2010

While wiping your ass your finger pokes through the paper and into your Rusty Sheriffs Badge.

I had a Poke Through and got some rust under my fingernail.

by Alex B May 14, 2003

Having a boner

Andy you are poking through the armor again

by OverTheCow November 22, 2016