podg

Nickname for a sweet as girl named paige. She's supa fly.

You are a podg.

podg by blonde_babe. August 7, 2011

phelds podge 

1) a pox of greed and heedless aquisition marked by
2) earth chancre, an open sore on the planet's crust which often runs bone deep.
3) a condition of decrepitude wrought of abuse and abandonment
4) extreme stultification which, when left unchecked, afflicts its victims with eustace tilley syndrome marked by stove pipe hats and chronic monocle dependency with their noses in the air as if they had not a care.

ever since phelds podge took hold i can't read barron's without my monocle

phelds podge by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

hodge podge

An unorganised group of items, each without related characteristics.

His lawn was a hodge podge of various kinds of grasses.

hodge podge by ajhfwewu October 6, 2006

Hodge Podge Beer Pong 

When one want's to play beer pong but it out of the normal red party cups. One goes into the kitchen and finds the most random containers to play beer pong with. Examples include, coffee mug or pots, pitchers, steins, measuring cups, teapots or pickle jars or anything else you see fit.

Rumple- Lets play some beer pong
Joe- No, we shall play Hodge Podge beer pong and it shall be grand!
Towns People- Huzzah!

Hodge Podge Beer Pong by Arumple January 13, 2009

Podgergeist 

Many believe the ‘podgergeist’ to be a mythical and disgusting creature from ages past.

Legend has it that a long time ago in a suburb far far away a young lady happened upon a magical elixir…
She was promised that with this elixir that she would be filled with the confidence to tackle all of her wildest dreams…
However not all went to plan as she drank litre after litre of the sweet tasting nectar…
Before long she transformed from a well adjusted young lady into a bitter and twisted soulless creature obsessed with finding and consuming more and more wonderful elixir… She is said to walk the streets of Sunnyshine with a dazed and confused look upon her face, mumbling something about a long lost love of hers named ‘Stephen’…

Then again it could all just be a work of fiction, thought up by the authorities to frighten youngsters away from this magical elixir…

I might just get up from bed for a glass of water… Holy crap what just walked through my front garden??? Phew, it’s a cat… For a second I thought it was the dreaded Podgergeist stumbling through the bushes looking for her teeth!!!

Podgergeist by Mick my mate October 3, 2007

hodgjie podgjie

A casual sexual act, usually a blow job, that is intended to be interpreted as an act of flirtation rather than commitment.

The sexual chemistry between me and that boy was outrageous! No serious, but there was a little hodgjie podgjie going down on that couch. Watch where you sit.

hodgjie podgjie by AJimAJam August 20, 2010

Pandemic Podge 

You can tell they used to workout, a bit of muscle tone, strong arms etc. But then the pandemic hit and the routine went out out of the window.

Insta athletes don't motivate them, and zoom workouts aren't exciting as the question "what is in the snack cupboard today?"

Person 1: How has isolation treated you?
Person 2: Not bad but I've done zero exercise and now own a bit of Pandemic Podge.

Person 1: I like my guys to have dad bods, they are better for cuddling.
Person 2: What about a Pandemic Podge. The softest pillow you'll find.

Pandemic Podge by WildMatt May 6, 2020