pocket ninja

a person of very small stature; small enough, in fact, to allow permanent residence in the pocket of an individual. Sometimes referred to as a mini-hoe or a nano-pet. Also has a deep love for robot chicken.
i am so glad my roommate is a pocket ninja!
that is one sexy pocket ninja!
we need pocket ninja here immediately to join us in the viewing of this robot chicken DVD!
by boomersooner4eva October 31, 2007
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