Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Plooting 

The act of eating ones booty hole.
Some dude: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Other dude: Ah, i was out plooting.
Some dude: Plooting? Whats that?
Other dude: Eating ass
Plooting by Beans&Fiends November 18, 2017
Related Words

Plooting 

Plooting - to attempt to bottom during gay sex and fail due to the inability to relax the inner rectum sphincter, resulting in pain and tears.
"I attempted to take Gary at the bathhouse, but his horsecock had me plooting out in seconds."

"She said she was game to go anal but the bitch plooted on me"
Plooting by Plootarch March 7, 2025

Plotting 

a secret plan or scheme to accomplish some purpose, especially a hostile, unlawful, or evil purpose:
“Aye man I think they plotting on me”
Plotting by DroSims October 17, 2019

ploofing 

Running so hard that you throw up during or immediately after a race. Also can be used to describe the "puke" that is ejected from the person and onto another runner.
He ran so hard during the cross country meet that he was ploofing nearly the whole time.
ploofing by D. Ploof October 22, 2009

plooking 

Shagging, fucking.
As used in some of frank zappas music
I was plooking all night long.
Ah,, you plooked me so hard.
plooking by mikulas September 10, 2006

Plooning 

The act of platonically spooning, or spooning with no romantic intentions, solely for friendly comfort and affection
To best friend: "I've been in a sad mood all day and I am in need of some comfort. Do you feel like plooning?"
Plooning by shannonk November 12, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
Load more