Toilet's Revenge 

Upon dropping stinky logsinto the porcelain pit,in retaliation,the toilet graces your butt cheeks with toilet water. Often occurs when turds are cut well before submerging.

I flippin' hate toilet's revenge! The water causes the toilet paper to thin out and it's just down right cold!

Toilet's Revenge by nero11 February 27, 2008

Toilet's Tornado 

when a toilet blows out a huge stream of water, similar to a Geyser

"i underestimated my toilet's power by intentionally taking massive dumps, but then it used 2.5% of it's power, triggering a Toilet's Tornado"

Toilet's Tornado by MyNameIsNotJay April 10, 2022

If the toilet's broken, shit outside. 

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.

Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."

If the toilet's broken, shit outside. by micah June 19, 2010

Peeing the toilet's pants

taking a wee in the toilet

Give me a second, I'm peeing the toilet's pants

Peeing the toilet's pants by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

trucker's toilet 

A large mouthed plastic bottle (think Gatorade) used by a trucker in lieu of other facilities. True road kings can use one while holding 65. Some truckers dispose of trucker's toilets by tossing them out the window, and if you keep an eye out, you'll spot these half-full gems along interstates everywhere.

With a wind chill of -40 on Wyoming's I-80, Todd decided to forgo the Rest Area. The trucker's toilet in the heated cab of his Kenworth came in real handy.

trucker's toilet by tuftskins November 30, 2009

Schrodinger's Toilet 

Schrodinger's Toilet refers to the uncertainty of whether a person you're talking to is on the toilet while you chat.

I was talking to Vitaly and I thought I heard a toilet flush, but without directly observing where he was I can't be certain if he was or wasn't in the bathroom, it was a complete Schrodinger's Toilet situation.

Schrodinger's Toilet by Lostinservice March 5, 2011

Euler's Toilet 

The state of being in the middle of so much math that it turns to shit.

"I'm working on some newton fractals... and now I'm totally in Euler's Toilet"

Euler's Toilet by orethx December 9, 2008