A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop.
I'm going to go to the toilet and figure this out.
by Frogbutt December 1, 2004
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A place where history is made
#toiletislife
#notsponcered
by An asshole named james June 2, 2017
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It eats your poop.
I took a crap on the toilet and the toilet ate it
by whereisyourboy4 November 4, 2009
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A Holy shrine that will take whatever you throw at it. A golden seat of relief.
Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I thought we were going to hang out?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard.

Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.
by Jo-Bro December 8, 2010
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n. 1. The system of depositing one's feces invented by Mr. Crapper himself when one day his wife got sick of him taking dumps in the kitchen sink.

synonyms-latrine, crapper, lavatory, john, the can, the pot, stool, throne, potty, commode
by Seymour Butz March 28, 2003
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A seat-like object where you dis-charge feces from the anus.
by Master of Poo March 21, 2005
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