playzen

Home of a variety of crazy British gamers, most who use zen as their ISP.

The playzen team lost yet another clan war, but at least mereman didn't tk anyone this time...

playzen by boggits January 10, 2004

playgendary

A shitty mobile game developer who creates the lowest quality shit games and hides all of its content behind memberships and pay walls.

Friend: Hey man, see that new Playgendary game on the App store?
Me: You talking about the one where you can play for only five seconds before an ad for another one of their games or their membership pops up?
Friend: I'm not sure, that sounds like all their games.

playgendary by FlankDab November 19, 2018

Playzerbeam 

Playzerbeam - Noun

A Playzerbeam is a one word or short phrase that can ultimately floor or win any given argument and/or a overwhelmingly hilarious comment that is unexpected. In essence a playzerbeam is the best statement any person could state in any given time.

Originally inspired by combining the words player and lazerbeam it has now evolved to it's current definition.

The comedy club was on fire last night mate, there were playzerbeams firing off all over the gaff

The pro-life debater's argument was felled by a single, wondrous playzerbeam from Dr. Bryan Wilhelm

Playzerbeam by Jackie Babyaro January 14, 2011

Playentleman 

Playentleman replaces the outdated SNAG (Sensitive New Age Guy) Ladies no longer want a man/boyfriend who cries more than they do.

A Playentleman is player who posesses the qualities of a gentleman. He will not call you back but when you eventually get hold of him he will hold the door open for you

Friend one: How was your date with Rufus?

Friend two: He is a Playentleman! He has refused to introduce me to his family or friends. But he does know a lot about current events and reccomended a few good books.

Playentleman by Mieh June 3, 2010

playpen 

Contrary to the Crib, this is the home of your girlfriend or occasional female encounter

I'm going to the playpen to chill with my *****.

playpen by Funkmaster BM November 5, 2008

Baby Playpen

n. any area where little people are held against their will. It usually consists of 4 foot high fences and child proof locks. Can be located inside or outside.

Do you wanna stop by the Baby Playpen and feed the little people?

sure, I'll bring the Cheerios!

Baby Playpen by RedDan69 January 26, 2011

playpen 

the cunt of a woman who cahn't get pregnant

Uncle Bill says his girl has a playpen.

playpen by uncleBilllovesPlaypens April 26, 2014