Playing the flute 

When there are holes in the blunt and one must use their fingers to cover them up for a good hit.

Damn Chris, I’m over here playing the flute because you put holes in the blunt while rolling it.

Playing the flute by Bargertron December 7, 2018

playing the flute 

to offer one oral sex

olly lovesssss playing the flute

playing the flute by Mark Taylors May 22, 2006

playing the flute solo 

A euphemism for masturbating.

Girl: Got any plans for tonight?
Guy: Not much, probably just playing the flute solo, if you know what I mean.
Girl: Want to make it a duet?

playing the flute solo by "Nasty" Nate April 5, 2008

Dog playing the flute 

A dog playing the flute, a trick played on people to get them to look at interesting/weird things.

Oh hey look it’s a dog playing the flute.

No dude that is a dick.

Dog playing the flute by thickbugatti365#0766 discord October 29, 2020

Dog playing the flute 

A dog playing the flute is a commonly used trick on people to get them to look at an interesting image.

Hey dude look it’s a dog playing the flute.
No dude that is a dick.

Dog playing the flute by thickbugatti365#0766 discord October 29, 2020

playing the meat flute 

sucking dick

"i heard Caleb is playing the meat flute"

playing the meat flute by taconigger March 5, 2016

Playing the Chode Flute 

Another way to say, sucking a chode. comes from the simple retarded ass english language.

Kid: what's that girl doing?
Adult: Oh, she's just playing the chode flute.

Playing the Chode Flute by pudgums June 26, 2009