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playing fuck 

A term used when one has a mission to fuck, this may just mean kiss, cheeky a finger, or the full shabang

This is often used by one if they are full of confidence, or just taking the piss, however it can often be asked in a question format to excite and rare on peers, a great question to ask when predrinking or getting ready for a night out
Tom - "Dan, are you playing fuck tonight"

Dan- " Mate of course i am playing tonight, even if i get a cheeky finger that's good enough for me."

Dan - "I do like a finger"
playing fuck by Bear91 May 15, 2012
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playing fuck fuck 

Screwing around, wasting time; a general mis-use of time.
Jerry to co-workers: "I ain't got time to be sittin' around playing fuck fuck!"
playing fuck fuck by wibruk September 4, 2008

playing Johnny-fuck-around 

Goofing off or horseplay. Used by my father to describe what I was doing instead of cleaning my room, doing my homework or whatever else I was supposed to be doing.
"Quit playing Johnny-fuck-around and clean up your room!"

get the fuck out of my room i'm playing minecraft 

A 7 second video of a man holding a camera walking into a room and then being greeted with a preteen playing minecraft and is mad because his PvP skills suck.
*Opens door*
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!"

Get the fuck out of my room, mom! I'm playing minecraft! 

A term exclusive to pre-teens and individuals below the age of thirteen, exceptions are made for lowlifes and socially incompetent adolescents when faced with a challenge, (typically a relative, since individuals whom use this term haven't moved out of their parent's house) standing between the individual and their gaming.
This game is exclusive to minecraft naturally, however these gamers still remain dominant over the peasants whom still play fortnite
Get a life.

Karen is never coming back.
Kyle: "Get the fuck out of my room, mom! I'm playing minecraft!"
Karen: "But Kyle, your dad is on the phone."
Kyle: "What the fuck does he want?"

Ominous figure behind Karen: "The kids."

Fuck of I’m playing Minecraft 

When your playing Minecraft and the meme pops up
Fuck of I’m playing Minecraft

Playing a game of wack fuck over here 

Bart: Playing a game of wack fuck over here.
*Winston whacks gold ball*
Winston: Fuck!
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