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playing croquet on the lawn

To have sex with someone. Used in a sentence when you want to seem innocent of mischievous behaviours.
Ez: What where you doing Friday with Galadriel?
Skyelar: Oh, not much. Just playing croquet on the lawn..
by Speedy Shinoda January 13, 2009
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