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Playstation 4

An upcoming gaming console to be released this "Holiday Season" and will cost ONLY 399$ but will require a Playstation Plus membership to play online (50$ a year). Will be able to share games still, because the Xbox one won't. Basically the gaming console that will run Microsoft out of business because of their failed attempt to create a next gen console (Xbox one) at cost a whopping 500$ and is the size of the VCR you have in your attic or close, and won't be able to share games.
Sony: WE WILL LAUNCH PS4! And only for 399$!
Xbox one buyer: does it come with lube and ointment?
Sony: what for?
Xbox one buyer: so I can relieve the pain from Microsoft fucking me in the ass..
Sony: Playstation 4 will have that too!
Playstation 4 by redbullmaniac June 21, 2013

Playstation 4

The end of the Xbox vs Playstation war. Gives gamers what they want, games. No fee for used games, cheaper than the Xbox Wan, able to play games offline, and no mandatory camera.
The Playstation 4 pretty much dick-slapped Micro$oft across the face.

Playstation 4

The Single Greatest Invention ever, besides the Playstation 5
Dude 1: Hey Man I just got a Playstation 3

Dude 2: Man That thing is so Atari I got a Playstation 4

Dude 3: Y'all Both Suck i got a PS5

Dude 2: Man that ain't out yet
Playstation 4 by titanfan16 March 7, 2010

PlayStation 4 Pro 

Arguably the greatest game console of all-time. It even has a feature where you can shove your dick in the disc drive and it sucks you off, so you can divorce your wife.
My mom just hanged her self in front of me, but who cares? I own a PlayStation 4 Pro!

Playstation 4

A system due to be released in 2010 or 2011.
Bound to cost over 9000 dollars upon release.

Said to include the following:

Over 9000 GB.
Satellite T.V.
Hologram movie format
Classic DVD/Blue-Ray/HD-DVD formats
Phone service
DVR capabilities
Virtual Console
Music receiver
Mini refridgerator
Nuclear Powered
Home security system
...more to be specified.

The bundle pak is said to contain a new Tennis game and a war game. Most likely Call of Duty 5 or 6.
Oh, yeah. Can't wait to record Golden Girls with my ballin'-ass Playstation 4!
Playstation 4 by Wasabimoto June 14, 2008

PlayStation 4

I game that makes you brain dead and helps you lose your girlfriend
Let’s get on the PlayStation 4 bro !
PlayStation 4 by HDnsjnsj22 May 12, 2018