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ducks can play ping pong 

a phrase for truth it means something really true. It's a funny phrase because of the irony that ducks can't really play ping pong.
MAN1:wow i just saw i flying car!
MAN2:yeah right thats rubbish
MAN1:Honestly ducks can play ping pong!
MAN2:Really!! I believe you now

go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.
Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”