Welcome to Plainedge High School, where
people actually have a drinking/drug problem by their sophomore year! There's a 13th grade in plainedge, we call it Nassau Community College. Nobody gives a shit about anything and half of the students come to school twice a week.
The freshmen throw themselves all over the older guys and try way too hard (I can name a select few off hand!). All the
girls hate eachother, and start fights
via facebook just about every other
day.
Everyone makes up
annoying words/languages which become widely known throughout the school within a week. For example, DOH, NAO, CARE, I SWEAR, GET EM, LIKE YOU, I
MEAN I GUESS, YOU'LL GET HER, SICK LIFE, YES YES OH YES, UH HUHHHHH. Not to mention sarcasm is a 2nd language.
Chief and Sarge are the school's security guards who
don't do shit. Grown men actually ride bikes around the school, An old woman who had an "accident" simply walked into the school and shit all over the
girls' bathroom without being stopped.
Yes, there's most likely a crowd of
kids drinking in a sump, park or at the high school on weekends just
like every other town on the planet. The security guards that ride around in the jeeps are wannabe cops and everyone is friends with them anyway.
There's cockroaches when you open up the closets and dirty underwear on the locker room floors.
Everyone talks about how Plainedge sucks so
bad but everyone knows they really wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
