Platinums

Slang term for Marlboro Ultra-Lights. Inspired by the slang for full-flavor Marlboro's "Reds."

"Hey man, I'm trying to quit. I'm down to 3 Platinums a day from a pack of Reds a day."
"Nice man, that's Bangarang!"

by iHeartApples March 9, 2009

Platinumed

Draining PS4 games to the last bit.
Going OCD on game collectibles and PS4 trophies.
Achieving 100% game completion.
Platinumed is all of the above simultaneously.

I platinumed GOD OF WAR by beating it 100%, earning all of the trophies including the platinum trophy and vaccuuming all of the collectibles.

by AbnormalSaint May 4, 2020

platinumize

To have earned a platinum trophy from a video game

I still need to platinumize God of War.

by Mycenia February 25, 2010

Platinum

When a joke is so funny that, when used years from now, it is still hilarious.
The system typically consists of:

Bronze-Your joke Stinks

Silver-Pretty good joke, but only receives a mere chuckle

Gold-Great joke, but will not be remembered for very long

Platinum-The joke lives on forever

Jamie: Hey Randy, that joke I told about you was PLATINUM!
Josh:Yup, even though most of your jokes are bronze.
Randy: porqué?!

by J-Badizzle June 29, 2005

Platinum

a bitch ass name posers use to describe themselves when they have lame ass game and are gay

"Yeah, man my name is Platinum...I'm the biggest simp I know. I beat off every weekend like my dick owes me money."

by Dubs November 19, 2004

star platinum

You know the ora ora guy

Jotaro Kujo: GO! STAR PLATINUM!
Star Platinum: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAAAH!

by M O N A N D O B O Y Z June 18, 2017

Star Platinum

A being or a Stand that copies other's abilities. It can copy any Stand's abilities as long as the phrase "so it's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum" is used.

"My Stand Superfly is a metal pylon."

"So, it's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum" and your Stand becomes a pylon, with the same abilities.

by Joseph Brostar November 27, 2019