plates of meat 

Cockney rhyming slang for 'feet'.

"I'm run off me plates of meat."

plates of meat by Anonymous August 16, 2002

Plate of Chopped meat 

A phrase used to describe an ugly looking vagina. It has often been well used and and its appearance resembles raw chopped red meat with no distinguishing features.

I shagged a proper slag last night, her minge looked like a plate of chopped meat

Plate of Chopped meat by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024