Plant Dad

People who live in an actual jungle, most likely a democrat and gay. If they're British they'd vote for the Green Party. Some of them are phoney fakes tho, imagine have to get artificial plants instead of real ones 🤮

"omg look at my room, im literally a plant dad lol"

by not a plant dad December 6, 2021

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Plant Daddy

plant lover, plant buyer, plant supporter, urban jungle enthusiast, green thumb - man or woman!
#womencanbeplantdaddiestoo
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OoOoh he sure is a plant daddy - you see the size of those hydrangeas?!

by The Prickly Bitch December 30, 2019

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plant daddy

Plant daddy: when you buy the good stuff for your plants while they stay in school and only you get to see them use it.

Plant:Yeah my plant daddy buys the good stuff and I use his fertilizer.
Or I want to find a plant daddy

by Oliver1216 October 17, 2017

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dad plat

The act of a father doing a plat/plats for their daughter, having little to no experience in the practice. Similar to a dad joke, they are often of low quality, but cute nonetheless.

Wow, look at that dad plat. The separation must be recent.

by Jayspray October 8, 2019

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