Plant Dad 

People who live in an actual jungle, most likely a democrat and gay. If they're British they'd vote for the Green Party. Some of them are phoney fakes tho, imagine have to get artificial plants instead of real ones 🤮

"omg look at my room, im literally a plant dad lol"

Plant Dad by not a plant dad December 6, 2021

Plant Daddy 

plant lover, plant buyer, plant supporter, urban jungle enthusiast, green thumb - man or woman!
#womencanbeplantdaddiestoo
💚🌵🌿🍃

OoOoh he sure is a plant daddy - you see the size of those hydrangeas?!

Plant Daddy by The Prickly Bitch December 30, 2019

plant daddy 

Plant daddy: when you buy the good stuff for your plants while they stay in school and only you get to see them use it.

Plant:Yeah my plant daddy buys the good stuff and I use his fertilizer.
Or I want to find a plant daddy

plant daddy by Oliver1216 October 17, 2017

dad plat 

The act of a father doing a plat/plats for their daughter, having little to no experience in the practice. Similar to a dad joke, they are often of low quality, but cute nonetheless.

Wow, look at that dad plat. The separation must be recent.

dad plat by Jayspray October 8, 2019

plank daddy

When you order extra crumbs at Long John Silver's and they toss in a free fish plank in your bag.

Damn... Jeff got free fish by just asking for crumbs? He is a certified Plank Daddy!

plank daddy by Step mom Salad November 24, 2021