planet ass
planet ass by kj0 March 7, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
planet ass
planet ass by kjo March 6, 2007
Related Words
planet ass
a place where people who get a lot of ass live, people who rarely get ass often express the desire to live on planet ass
John always has a girlfriend. He must live on planet ass.
I overheard Kelly and Kristy talking about how they wish they lived on planet ass.
I overheard Kelly and Kristy talking about how they wish they lived on planet ass.
planet ass by parrots December 14, 2008
Word of the Day on April 17, 2025
planet ass
a place where people with girlfriends or boyfriends live because they get so much ass.
a place where people without lovers wish they lived
a place where people without lovers wish they lived
That girl must live on planet ass. She has a new boyfriend every other week.
Kelly and kristy often dream about the day they will live on planet ass.
Kelly and kristy often dream about the day they will live on planet ass.
planet ass by kjo March 5, 2007
Disney Ass Planet
J: this line is taking forever
A: yeah but check out the view
J: Disney Ass Planet?
A: You bet
J: Im going to go throw up
A: yeah but check out the view
J: Disney Ass Planet?
A: You bet
J: Im going to go throw up
Disney Ass Planet by TigerLazer January 14, 2010
ass planet
An ass which is so large, that a probe or spaceship could land on it.
An ass planet is dangerous, that you may get captured or lured into the ravein by the serpent turd.
The only way to escape the crevice is if the serpent releases his methane-esque fumes, which escape at a rate high enough to compel you into deep space.
An ass planet does not have an atmosphere, the only thing surrounding it is the fumes it has excreted from its core.
An ass planet is dangerous, that you may get captured or lured into the ravein by the serpent turd.
The only way to escape the crevice is if the serpent releases his methane-esque fumes, which escape at a rate high enough to compel you into deep space.
An ass planet does not have an atmosphere, the only thing surrounding it is the fumes it has excreted from its core.
NASA has discovered a habitable planet, the ass planets! They are round, foul-smelling, squishy planets. Many think that when we achieve landing, we may lick the hole beneath the poopy anus crater!
ass planet by Le squigger of bottles December 27, 2016
I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.
person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)
person two: should i help him, Person C?
person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck
person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
person two: should i help him, Person C?
person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck
person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass! by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026