planet ass
planet ass by kj0 March 7, 2007
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planet ass
planet ass by kjo March 6, 2007
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planet ass
a place where people who get a lot of ass live, people who rarely get ass often express the desire to live on planet ass
John always has a girlfriend. He must live on planet ass.
I overheard Kelly and Kristy talking about how they wish they lived on planet ass.
I overheard Kelly and Kristy talking about how they wish they lived on planet ass.
planet ass by parrots December 14, 2008
Word of the Day on April 17, 2025
planet ass
a place where people with girlfriends or boyfriends live because they get so much ass.
a place where people without lovers wish they lived
a place where people without lovers wish they lived
That girl must live on planet ass. She has a new boyfriend every other week.
Kelly and kristy often dream about the day they will live on planet ass.
Kelly and kristy often dream about the day they will live on planet ass.
planet ass by kjo March 5, 2007
Disney Ass Planet
J: this line is taking forever
A: yeah but check out the view
J: Disney Ass Planet?
A: You bet
J: Im going to go throw up
A: yeah but check out the view
J: Disney Ass Planet?
A: You bet
J: Im going to go throw up
Disney Ass Planet by TigerLazer January 14, 2010
ass planet
An ass which is so large, that a probe or spaceship could land on it.
An ass planet is dangerous, that you may get captured or lured into the ravein by the serpent turd.
The only way to escape the crevice is if the serpent releases his methane-esque fumes, which escape at a rate high enough to compel you into deep space.
An ass planet does not have an atmosphere, the only thing surrounding it is the fumes it has excreted from its core.
An ass planet is dangerous, that you may get captured or lured into the ravein by the serpent turd.
The only way to escape the crevice is if the serpent releases his methane-esque fumes, which escape at a rate high enough to compel you into deep space.
An ass planet does not have an atmosphere, the only thing surrounding it is the fumes it has excreted from its core.
NASA has discovered a habitable planet, the ass planets! They are round, foul-smelling, squishy planets. Many think that when we achieve landing, we may lick the hole beneath the poopy anus crater!
ass planet by Le squigger of bottles December 27, 2016
I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.
person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)
person two: should i help him, Person C?
person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck
person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
person two: should i help him, Person C?
person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck
person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass! by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!