Plague Inc is an awesome iOS game that involves you controlling different diseases, including viruses, fungi, parasites, prions, and fictional diseases, such as neurax worms, and necroa viruses. When you start, you choose what country to infect, and with DNA points, you can upgrade transmissions, symptoms, and abilities to try to infect and kill every human on Earth. It has generally pretty popular, on the App Store and extremely fun.
"Have you unlocked nano-viruses yet on Plague Inc?"
No, not yet, I'm still working on parasites, but it's still really fun."
1. A game about infecting the entire world with a virus, bacteria, fungus, parasite, prion, neurax worm, nano-virus, zombie virus, vampire virus, ape virus, etc., or about saving the world from a virus.
2. What you say when a pandemic occurs in real life.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.