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Pity titties 

Even though she hated him, she showed Chris her pity titties.
Pity titties by -dirtysox- January 10, 2009

Pity Titties 

Huge boobs on girls that are not pretty, don't have an ass, and are repulsive besides the fact that they have enormous tits. Gods way to give the ugly a chance at sex.
"Man that chick is so hideous, how did you ever manage to hit that?"
A: " She had the biggest pity titties I have ever seen, that's how."
Pity Titties by Was wasted October 10, 2011

Pity Titties 

The "boobs" that God gives to fat girls because he feels sorry for their morbid obesity.
Tracy: "Yeah, well at least I have bigger BOOBS than you!"

Britanny: "Psh. Those are pity titties, fatass!"
Pity Titties by eatthebaby September 16, 2010

pity titties 

when a woman has breasts so large men are no longer aroused by them and actually sympathise with the suffering they cause
'dude, she has some of the biggest pity titties I ever seen, she must have so much trouble with back pain or finding clothes that fit'
pity titties by markfitz June 17, 2013
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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