pitty pinch

When your friend secretly pinches your ass to make you feel better.

Sara is in a bar and feeling like a dog and marcy comes over secretly pitty pinches her ass.

Sara: "I just got my ass pinched feelin sexy now"

Marcy: giggles and keeps the pinch to herself

by darrrrr May 28, 2007

Patty pincher

A word which describes an individual who has nothing better to do than pinch the few friends they have (or wished they had), for not wearing green on Saint Patty's day. Usually the same annoy individual who plays "punch buggy" or brags about their accumulated collection of participation trophies.

Patty pincher: Hey man, I couldn't help but noticing you aren't wearing green *pinches guy*

Guy not wearing green: Oh... thanks... *inwardly forgives Paddy's pincher, due to seeing his/her visible lack of friends*

Patty pincher: *Awkardly smiles and proceeds to crawl back into his/her hole till next Saint party's day*

by Chillbro March 17, 2017