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To have an erection while lying down so that the sheets covering you pop up like a tent with a pole in the middle.
Peter: "Wanna go camping this weekend?"
Quagmire: "The only tent I'm gonna be pitching this weekend is...well you see where I'm going with this one...awwwwwww riiiight!"
by Nick D May 18, 2004
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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To pop a wood causing one's pants to rise up resembling a tent.
"When I saw her bend over in that short skirt, I had to sit down and pitch a tent."
by (TheDude) May 04, 2007
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to have an erection large enought to lift your trousers to a tent like shape.pitch-a-tent, pitched-a-tent, pitching-a-tent,pitches-a-tent
he loves doing it so much he pitches-a-tent everytime he thinks of it! dont start pitching-a-tent in public! of course he likes porn, i bet he has pitched-a-tent loads of times! damn shes so hot, she makes me pitch-a-tent everytime i see her!
by steven desmond January 26, 2007
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A phrase used to introduce into a conversation a sexual reference by using camping euphemisms. This method is usually used by trombonists with the name Des who, due to their constant right-handed pumping action on "the bone" have an inherent inability to manage their sexual innuendo.
I think I'll pitch a tent in that car park over there. (Where car park may refer to an unusually large or cavernous playing area).
by Word Smyth 101 January 06, 2014
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To do up "a tent" (one tenth of a gram or 100 mg) of heroin (usually about three tickets).

I'm curious if anyone else has heard or uses this one.
whadya say we take these tickets back to the house and pitch a tent?
by Krunk Nasty October 21, 2007
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