Fucking pissed as shit

Not only to be 'pissed'
Not only to be 'pissed as shit'
But to be 'fucking pissed as shit'
Not to be confused with 'Mother fucking pissed as shit'

Normally is caused by the lack of pussy grinding on your dick, going positive in call of duty or having homework on the weekend.

Broski 1: Hey dude whats up?
Broski 2: Nothing much just fucking pissed as shit...
Broski 1: Dude, how come?? whats wrong? (NO HOMO)
Broski 2: I was playing Call of Duty and I told my bitch to give me a rim job and she shot me down.
Broski 1: Dude....How aren't you mother fucking pissed as shit?

by TheMaskedddAvenger November 28, 2009

360 Piss and Shit

When a male is standing at a toilet taking a fat leak, then realizes that he needs to deposit a fernece in the bowl as well. The man fluidly and simultaneously spin around and tucks his dick between his legs and sits on the toilet all before unleashing a hellstorm into the city waste management system.

Bro last night was crazy I took so much LSD that I had a personal record 360 Piss and Shit

by juckerafison December 18, 2020

Piss n Shit

When you pee on your asshole while shitting to keep your turd cutter clean

Bro I gotta go piss n shit, Emily's coming over later to eat my ass so I need to clean up

by xcraft37 December 2, 2019

shit piss

A "Shit Piss" is when your doody is so loose you feels like you are pissing out of your ass.

1. It looks like somebody "Shit Pissed" all over that toilet.

2. Those wings fucked up my stomach, I'm going to have to "Shit Piss" in about a minute.

by Jutty Haines May 12, 2008

Piss Ass Shit

When someone or something smells terrible, like a combination of piss, ass, and shit.

Damn, my dog peed on my backpack and now it smells like piss ass shit!

by makeitbacon July 5, 2009

Pissing my shit

Another way of saying "pissing me off" use especially when really pissed.

ps... just wanna say, i made this phrase :D

1: He couldn't get it in, it was pissing my shit.
2: My little brother was pissing my shit today.
3: Stop pissing my shit or I'll kill you.

by nshamster October 22, 2010

shit-piss

A shit-piss, performed by a male, is when he pees in the shitting position.

My leg is broken, I can't stand up while I pee. I'm going to have to take a shit-piss.

by hahaha0033 November 3, 2008