more severe than pissed the hell off
one is subject to kick the object/person's ass
spontaneously combusting is imminent
side effects include:
-red in the face
-steam coming out of ears
-yelling/screaming
-speaking through clenched teeth
-hands at side trembling
Katie: Tom, what's wrong?
Tom: I'm so pissed the fuck off...
Katie: Why honey?
Tom: BECAUSE OF YOU AND THOSE DAMN KIDS!!!!!
Regarding the LeBron James-Gisele Bundchen-Vogue-cover controversy, Jason Whitlock (Columnist for the Kansas City Star and FOXSports) writes:
I can barely keep up with when I'm supposed to be disappointed as opposed to offended as opposed to being pissedsmooth the fuck off.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.