Puss Piss

when a guy has to shit and piss at the same time so he sits down and after pissing, he realizes that he doesn't have to shit anymore then he feels like a pussy because he sat down to take a piss

i felt like such a pussy after that last puss piss so from now on i will piss standing up before i take a dump...even if it means shitting in my pants.

by Landwarf September 2, 2010

Piss Puss

A Piss Puss is when you kiss the homies goodnight right after pissing in the toilet.

"Goodnight bro", *Kisses bro's forehead*

"You smell like pee, Did you just give me a Piss Puss?"

by krogelfanbogel September 27, 2025