piss closet 

A bathroom

Watch my beer for me, I gotta run to the piss closet.

piss closet by dick fitzentite December 9, 2009

piss the closet 

a massive fuck up, you are so bombed you don't know the difference between a closet and the washroom. You have now pissed the closet!

imagine... you are trying to mac the girl of your dreams... you have to take a piss, you say i'll be right back, you stand up and piss the closet, all over your buddies clothes... wow that's embaressing. can you say not gettin any!

piss the closet by Dan Enderwick April 18, 2008