Pintu’s Plaster Shop 

(noun; slang; NSFW)

A shady, half-baked operation run by someone who pretends to be a professional but is really just scamming everyone involved. Named after Pintu, an ex-videographer who now spends more time plastering lies than walls.

Sexual slang: when someone makes a huge sticky mess, tries to cover it up poorly, and pretends nothing happened—exactly like Pintu covering up his scams.

Example 1:
“Bro, don’t trust that used car dealer, his warranty is straight out of Pintu’s Plaster Shop.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought it was gonna be romantic, but it turned into a full-on Pintu’s Plaster Shop all over her bedsheets.”

Pintu’s Plaster Shop by HorseCoq August 30, 2025

nicholas pinto lb scoots 

The scooter wheel company made by the kid who made $100k at 13, Nicholas Pinto.

(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)

Bro, I love Proto wheels but they break mad quick, I got me them nicholas pinto lb scoots wheels now tho. we straight.

nicholas pinto lb scoots by ashantirayu October 17, 2020

Sila Maria Pinto 

An alien originally hailing from an obscure planet in the andromeda galaxy. She is currently learning the ways of earthling life. Sila enjoys British accents, moving her nose like a bunny (one of her many talents),eating various gummy candies, and entertaining the earthlings with her awkward sense of humor. Sila is a fan of all rock music, manga, comics, anime, and discovery channel, and she also secretly worships all the furry creatures that roam the land. Sila is a very elusive creature who tends to enjoy randomly appearing in mosh pits, and is famed for appearing with words of wisdom when her earthling friends are in danger. Sila has a very wide range of very confusing moods and facial expressions the likes of which tend to confuse her surrounding earthlings. Sila can often be found looking to the sky and pondering whether the mother ship will ever come back for her. If you ever happen to run into Sila make sure to say "shlaaawapagroudumpio" and give her a hearty hug for that is her preferred greeting.

Sila Maria Pinto: *holds out a baby* is this item for consumption?

"would you look at that amazingly attractive female the complexities of her beauty are not of this world! It must be Sila Maria Pinto!"

Sila Maria Pinto by thatoneguythatwasinthebushes February 25, 2009

shane pinto

professional mouse clicker who wastes time playing game such as dota 2

man I need to get more productive in life and stop being a "shane pinto" these days

shane pinto by lolz March 10, 2017

Salvador Pinto 

a Salvador Pinto is a guy who excels in both talking to girls and sucking dick agressively

wow, that guy over there really is a Salvador Pinto

Salvador Pinto by Big_Bear_Nibba November 5, 2023

slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto 

An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.

"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"

slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto by sb760 January 27, 2024

Pito Saute Aukilagi 

Samoan for "Born in South Auckland". It is a phrase said by the New Zealand/Samoan rapper Savage in the song Not Many - The Remix!! by Scribe featuring Savage & Con Psy

Pito Saute Aukilagi! It ain't good, it ain't good, it ain't good 'coz you'll get jumped in my hood.

Pito Saute Aukilagi by azthetikk June 14, 2008