Pink Socked

During non-lubed anal sex the male pulls out abruptly and savagely, leaving the rectum in question protruding like a rolled up pink sock.

Viv: Damn girl you look sore!
Sally: Yeah that bastard I went home with last night pink socked me, and now my farts sound like a New Year's eve party favor.

Pink Socked by Buck Futz June 7, 2009

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Pink Socked

When a woman runs out of tampons so she grabs her sock in distress and stuffs it in her cooter for the time being. The sock becomes pink and is never to be worn again

Yo last night I hooked up with Natalie and she when we were done she was bleeding everywhere so I Pink Socked her

Pink Socked by DSP_Buckle May 24, 2009

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getting pink socked

Its Where you pull out of the anal cavity extremely fast to where her anal cavity comes out and looks like a pink sock

So there i I was balls deep in this meet ring when I pulled out and to my surprise she was ruined by getting pink socked. Her ride will never ride right undercarriage all fucked up

getting pink socked by The ghetto philosopher December 19, 2014

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pinksockectomy

Hemorrhoid surgery. May be the removal of regular hemorrhoids or a more significant pink sock brought on by excessive anal plundering.

I can't wait to heal up from my pinksockectomy. When I do I'm going to let Michael take my smooth tight shit for a test ride.

pinksockectomy by marzie918 June 11, 2015

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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