pimpcome
Man: "Do you wanna go bowling tonight?"
Dwyane: "I can't, my pimpcome is low this month...stupid whores".
Dwyane: "I can't, my pimpcome is low this month...stupid whores".
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pimpsome
noun: a person that is a pimp and is awesome
Verb: acting like a pimp and being awesome(also know as pimpsoming)
Adjective: awesome and pimping is a quality of a pimpsome
Once upon a time in world history class Jessica and Emily were bored and the teacher was late. They were bone-headed freshmen(as the principal liked to call all the freshies).They decited to go draw on the board but didn't know what to draw. Then it came to them. Jessica said a pimp because she's a pimp! Then Emily said yea that'd be awesome. Emily was all like yea we awesome! Jessica was like we pimps!! so they decided to combine the words...awimps....awps....but none seems quit so right......then it hit em! that is the marker anyways:) pimpsome!!!!!! pimpsome was the most pimpsoming word anyone could ever think of! They wrote it all over the board. When the teacher came in she was shocked. From there on Jessica and Emily would be known as the pimsoming rising sophmores of all the pimpsomed pimpsomes! =]
Verb: acting like a pimp and being awesome(also know as pimpsoming)
Adjective: awesome and pimping is a quality of a pimpsome
Once upon a time in world history class Jessica and Emily were bored and the teacher was late. They were bone-headed freshmen(as the principal liked to call all the freshies).They decited to go draw on the board but didn't know what to draw. Then it came to them. Jessica said a pimp because she's a pimp! Then Emily said yea that'd be awesome. Emily was all like yea we awesome! Jessica was like we pimps!! so they decided to combine the words...awimps....awps....but none seems quit so right......then it hit em! that is the marker anyways:) pimpsome!!!!!! pimpsome was the most pimpsoming word anyone could ever think of! They wrote it all over the board. When the teacher came in she was shocked. From there on Jessica and Emily would be known as the pimsoming rising sophmores of all the pimpsomed pimpsomes! =]
Jessica and Emily are the most pimpsoming people i know.
Emily and Jessica just pimpsomed their way to the top of all the pimsomes!
Jessica and Emily will never forget that pimpsoming day that their fait was sealed.
From then on they would never forget their pimsome word, and to this day they think it should pimpsomely be in the dictionary.
Emily and Jessica just pimpsomed their way to the top of all the pimsomes!
Jessica and Emily will never forget that pimpsoming day that their fait was sealed.
From then on they would never forget their pimsome word, and to this day they think it should pimpsomely be in the dictionary.
pimpsome by Emily&Jessica July 16, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable