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A weekly lesson in the economics of the negro. That somehow it makes more sense to take a 1973 Chevy Luv pickup that's held together with duct tape and bailing wire and, instead of fire-bombing the piece of shit and collecting the insurance money, you spend about $85,000 painting, buying new wheels & tires, & putting a body kit on the outside. But you don't stop there - you put 14 plasma screens, a fish tank, DJ turntable, a stove, washing machine, barber chair, massage table, popcorn popper, dance floor, and putting green inside it. In some strange way, this is the best way to use the cash, and just buying another, newer car is not.
MTV Dummy: Yo xzibit, when you're done whoring yourself out hocking deodorant (which you likely don't wear), will you pimp my ride?

X: Naw, beeyotch! We can't pimp that ride, it's only 4 years old & you can still see paint on it. Leave it out in the sun for a year or so, gets you some dents in it & we see.
by John Keinz Kerry February 28, 2005
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Each week, Xzibit jacks a white boy's car, takes it to his crib - West Coast Customs - strips it, sells the parts to his homies and paints it neon green with a roller.

Before returning it to the unsuspecting dupe, he replaces the interior with stupid shit relevant to the owner's interests (according to the dupe's so-called friends).

For example, say the victim loves pizza: Xzibit will rip out the glove-box and replace it with a pizza oven. Just some of the many hilariously useless accessories Xzibit and his crew have managed to stuff into their customers' rides:

* A fishtank in the backseat of a Mitsubishi Mirage -

* A bowling ball polisher in the trunk of an Acura
Legend -

* A clothes dryer in the back of a VW Microbus -

* A 10" monitor under a Toyota 4Runner -

* A fireplace in the back of a Chevy Blazer -

However, most of this shit not only has no place in a private jet, much less a car, but violates most states' Vehicle Codes in numerous ways and thus renders the car both dangerous and not street legal.
Pimp My Ride is a TV show.
by Grounder August 02, 2009
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A TV show were a group of mechanics take someones old car and turn in it to a dangerous mobile death trap of various gizmos and gadgets. The 'Pimp My Ride' team see no danger in putting a jacuzzi full of water in a car with 14 inch plasma screens, and also the pimp my ride team cannot see putting pool tables and popcorn makers on top of car boot unpracticle?

I think the idea of Pimp My Ride is to turn your car into as much fun as possible so you will never want to leave!
CAR OWNER: Thanks for the paint job on my car Pimp My Ride, but I really don't see what the point is of having a full fitted kitchen, complete with a state of the art dish washer and a cooker hood on the boot of car?
PIMP MY RIDE TEAM: (silence)
by mickyash2008 March 22, 2008
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pimp my ride: a tv show that feels the need to put tv's in every part of the car
you got tv's IN YO BUMPERS
thanks pimp my ride
i always wanted tv's in my steering wheel
by marky mark sucks September 07, 2005
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A show on MTV that turns even the whitest kid black.
*Ginger kid with freckles opens door to see Xzibit* "Awwww hell no, dawg! You have GOT to me kidding me! You gone pimp my ride, my man? Oh word!" *plants and awkward gangsta hug*
by Joey Jo-Jo January 28, 2008
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A slick MTV car show that proves that highly talented people CAN polish a turd. This raises the question "SHOULD someone polish a turd?"
"See that Pimp My Ride where they made that Escort look like a BMW? Them guys are so good they DID polish a turd!"
by KenPone November 07, 2004
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