pillow mint

1. a wonderful candy that is shaped like a pillow.

2. a person who is easy, or just always available.

1. i eat too many pillow mints, i'll soon be fat.

2. i eat too many pillow mints, but they tend to reciprocate, so it's all good.

by eggsovereasy July 22, 2004

pillow mint

a fecal deposit that one leaves right before bequeathing a sleeping or sitting spot to an unsuspecting victim

That douche totally forced me to give up the couch, but I left a pillow mint just before I got up.

by Historophy December 15, 2011

Angry german pillow mint

It when you take a shit on someones pillow

I just left an Angry German Pillow mint on my friends bed.

by BubbaBoston December 10, 2011

texas pillow mint

the act of ejaculating on the pillow, following sex in another person's bed, and leaving it for them to find.

i left a nice texas pillow mint for teddy after hooking up with imma last night.

by hashcodes November 18, 2010

putting a mint on your pillow

Having sex with someone & keeping it secret from others.

AHS Freak Show's Paul to Elsa: They probably think I'm putting a mint on your pillow.

AHS Freak Show's Paul to Elsa: They probably think I'm putting a mint on your pillow

by GloriaMott November 13, 2014

chocolate mint on the pillow

When one party or person takes a shit in another persons bed and neglects to inform them.

"My buddy was at his girlfriends house, wasn't feeling well, went to lie down on her bed for a bit. Later he said he was feeling much better. Little did she know, he provided her turn down service with a chocolate mint on the pillow."

"Man, my ex is lame, good thing I left her a chocolate mint on the pillow when we broke up"

by phil cahoon April 12, 2010

Pillow Minting

The practice of granting special privileges or bonuses only to high ranking members of an organization by another high ranking official(s). This is done at the exclusion and ultimately at the expense of non ranking members. The term is obviously derived from complimentary mints placed on the pillows at upscale hotels for "honored" guests. These mints come from the aprons of the low-paid hotel employees.

"Did you see the news? The school board just pink-slipped over 200 teachers because of the economy. Then they turn around and gave the administrators a 15 percent pay raise! Talk about pillow minting!"

by Franknfla September 19, 2009