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Pile of wank 

A term used to describe something when suddenly overcome with extreme sickness or dissappointment. Refers to a metaphor which isn't physically possible...but that just makes it funny as well.
Lewis:oh my god thats a fuckin pile of wank
Lewis's mum:(looks in disgust)what the fucks a pile of wank?!
Lewis:well it's like a pile of shit...just worse
Pile of wank by gfsngfsbngsfgb January 20, 2009

pile of wank 

1.A person who is being an idiot is referred to as a 'pile of wank'

2.Someone who is gay

3.Someone who likes to illegal touch children
Person 1: "I'm sorry"

Person 2: "no you're not you pile of wank"

big fat pile of wank

(adj.) objectionable, economic with the truth.


Literally, the seminal fluid produced after masturbation. See wank.