pike pussy

A pike pussy is a wimpy-type individual who fly fishes for northern pike under a strick code of ethics covering proper etiquette, drinking, emotional behavior, personal hygiene and style of living. The evolution of a pike pussy began in the early 21 century with the goal of attaining a status eqivalent to Scotland’s renowned St. Andrews Golf Club.

It is suggested that when a Pike Pussy falls down he momentarily reduce his alcoholic intake. If a pike pussy gets injured, for example, imbeds a hook in his finger he should remain calm, fetch bolt-cutters, remove hook, and apply Vagisil. The remainder of the day the patient may be called a Dumbass Pussy. If you accidentally or intentionally hook your fishing partner, remove hook before next cast. If it is a simple clothing-hook, this is considered a no-harm-no-foul infraction, but if you hook him in the ass then a heartfelt apology should be given.

pike pussy by Sir Roger Ayers November 10, 2007

Pike Pussy Ale 

A gentleman's brew bottled especially for the enjoyment of all Pike Pussies...Sir Edward, Sir William, Sir Lawrence, Sir Herbert, Sir Jerome, and Sir Roger.

The consumption of large amounts of Pike Pussy Ale may affect men's eyesight causing women to appear more attractive thus increasing the chances of getting laid.

Pike Pussy Ale by CapnRog March 2, 2009