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Boo-Pig
An unattractive, fatty-bo-batty girlfriend whose desperate need for love and affection blinds her to the true nature of her secondary status. Boo-pigs are good for bizarre and often painful sex to which one's actual boo would never submit. (Both a noun and adjective.)
Boo-Pig by Corbot6000, Brizza & L-Y-Z November 16, 2003
Booze Pig
Booze Pig is the leader and envy of a pack of Booze Hounds. Booze Pig has the all of the qualities of a Booze Hound which are: social competency despite vast booze consumption and the ability to find any reason to booze. These additional qualities are what make a Booze Pig: immunity to hangovers, the ability to turn those around them into Booze Hounds, and the ability to time travel. Booze Pig will lead the Booze Hounds through a night/day of boozing, and be the only one to show up for a fully productive workday on time. They will have no memory of the prior night/day of boozing hence the ability to time travel. Nor will they be hurting from all of the booze. They only time a Booze Pig suffers is if they didn't booze made apparent through shaky hands and complaints about how thirsty they are.
10:00 AM
FNG: "Man, I am hungover today. Feel like shit."
FOG: "Is that why you are late? It's Tuesday! What was the occasion?"
FNG: "Nothing. The Boss invited me and a few other people for dinner. Didn't realize the Boss drinks his dinner! He must be fucked up."
FOG: "Nope, he was here early for a 6:00 AM meeting."
11:00 AM
Boss: "Who are you?"
FNG: "I am the FNG. You invited me over for dinner."
Boss: "I did...? Oh you are?...You should come over again! See you later!" (leaves)
FNG: "Damn, my liver won't survive working here. The Boss is a Booze Pig!"
FNG: "Man, I am hungover today. Feel like shit."
FOG: "Is that why you are late? It's Tuesday! What was the occasion?"
FNG: "Nothing. The Boss invited me and a few other people for dinner. Didn't realize the Boss drinks his dinner! He must be fucked up."
FOG: "Nope, he was here early for a 6:00 AM meeting."
11:00 AM
Boss: "Who are you?"
FNG: "I am the FNG. You invited me over for dinner."
Boss: "I did...? Oh you are?...You should come over again! See you later!" (leaves)
FNG: "Damn, my liver won't survive working here. The Boss is a Booze Pig!"
Booze Pig by Another FNG December 29, 2009
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026