Pift

n. A specific type of fart; flatulence that sounds like a soft release of air making the sound "pffft". Typically these farts do not stink, but they can.
v. To emit this type of fart.

"Did you just pift?"
"My pifts really stink today!"

by ProudSeal May 05, 2015

Pifting

1. To get big, but be gay while doing so.

2. Gay weightlifting

Pifting is gay. People who do it suck and are meatheads, who also like cock.

by Big Cali Kid January 20, 2011

Pift

The exact sound a lit cigarette makes when tossed into water.

Dave flipped his cigarette into the puddle....pift!

by Rarsab December 08, 2008

Pifting

A word made from Ronnie Ohagan the word pifting is someone who is your friend/g/gdem/bredrin/bro/mate

Yo wag1 my pifting you dozy fucking goon I’ll smack ye thick skull in and drop kick ye mums teeth out you illiterate twat

by Sussy chungus May 21, 2021

pift

lies

Person 1: im not a virgin! im a PIMPPP
person 2: pift

by stifler101 January 01, 2012

pift ting

pretty women

hey yo wagwan pift ting

by Bossman light the zoot March 15, 2017

Wagwan Pifting

A word said to a woman stating that they are hot and you like them

ay sir wagwan pifting

by Retarded boi October 09, 2019