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Mauritian creole language. It means that a man is infertile and he cannot make a woman pregnant.
It also means that someone is acting like a moron or is doing things which does not make sense.
Getsaa pilon laa so marcher 1 cout....
Pilon by lordpar September 4, 2016
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Noun (Pronounced PEE-LAWN). Mytholgical creature of Mid-West USA origin very similar to Billy Bob Thornton's character in Bad Santa. Both like plus sized women and text frequently. Enjoys Clute pictures.
Hey, man. I heard that a Pilon was replacing Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa 2.
Pilon by Hofflover01 February 23, 2015
Pilon is a Mauritian slang word describing an homosexual person.This word is commonly used to make fun of someone while focusing on his homosexuality.
Guillaume is so ''pilon'' that he cums when he looks at a fireman.
Pilon by Seggae July 19, 2010
Pilon is the surname of an old family, dating back to 16th century Bayeux, France. The name most likely comes from the French word for "chicken leg", as one of the earliest known Pilons was a butcher; pilon also means pestle in French.
There are many variations on the name, though all the Pilons are related. Antoine Pilon is the ancestor of most Pilons in North America. Pilon, Cuba, is most likely named after a Pilon who immigrated there; however, Pilon coffee products are most likely named after the Cuban city.
I went to Bayeux, France, to see where the Pilons came from. I also visited Montreal to see the house Antoine Pilon lived in and the park named in his honour.
Pilon by Proud Pilon December 9, 2008
If u have not called a person, and yet he comes and he is called pilon.
pilon by parth mehta April 17, 2008
What you call a hockey player who is a very bad defensive liability, and just overall CANT PLAY FUCKING DEFENSE.
Forward 1: “That other teams’ D men are Pilons, it’s too easy”
Forward 2: “Yeah, we skate through them so easy it feels like we’re playing mites.”
Pilon by That_One_Narnian_Boi September 30, 2020

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