photosonthesis

A portmanteau of "photosynthesis" and "son". This term is commonly paired with a diagram of a plant with a stem featuring an emoji on it, the same emoji on the leaves, and the emoji in the corner, acting as a sun (or "son" if you will). Frequently used in online discussion the same way that "son", "sonion", "sonopoly", "songlasses", "sonbrero", "son piece", "fruit sonch", "capri-son", "sonrise", "sonset", "sonion ring", "sony", "son son son sahur", "songebob",

Sonion - Hey there, Son!
Son - Look at that plant over there, Sonion!
Sonion - Oh my god! Its doing Photosonthesis!

photosonthesis by Xiǎo bái May 15, 2026

photosynthesis bisector 

when the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis disector is bisected into fractionogonical chronollogically and split into synthetic compounds the bissector of photsynthesis will change the state of matter and reduce all particles of the photosynthesis
when the photosynthesis disector is ran, the process of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is put into the bisecting situational area to be perpendiculated and communism will heat the program to make the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process possible
to further understand the process of photosynthesis bisecting we use antidisestablishmentarianism to make the communism that heats the probing programic chip microscopically mentally stable. when the process of antidisestablishmentarianism is practiced, the heat of the communism may be able to reach the highest state the matter can photosynthesize to and it will disect
now basically
when you photosynthesize the bisector you can produce the unicelluar nova orgasmic organism. this is the other way around of photosynthesizing the perpendicularity of the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process. with this action, we can preform a satanic pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis operational pop gang and start the perpendiculatrity contrasted interlude

"Bro, last night I ran the Photosynthesis Bisector and it was so spicy that it perpendiculated and the smurf ejaculated on me."

photosynthesis bisector by Wanker MuGee December 17, 2018

Bisector of the Photosynthesis 

The bisector of the photosynthesis is a term which describes photosynthesis, the process in which a plant makes food, being cut in half by a bisector. Most of the time it will correspond and go through the binaries.

The bisector of the photosynthesis is used in everyday life as if it was in the binary correspondents

Bisector of the Photosynthesis by Mr. Bing Bong August 2, 2019

photosynthesis 

A word that makes you sound sophisticated when said.

Bro 1: What is your biggest secret?
Bro 2: Sometimes, I put big words into my sentences to make me sound more photosynthesis.
Bro 1 slowly backs away.

photosynthesis by your basic needs October 20, 2015

Perpendicular Bisector Squared Is Photosynthesis 

Mathematically/Geometrically explains how Photosynthesis works.

Did you know that the Perpendicular Bisector Squared Is Photosynthesis

Perpendicular Bisector Squared Is Photosynthesis by Egg_asyslum April 8, 2019

Human Photosynthesis 

The act of performing photosynthesis while human. The only way of getting bitches.

Non-photosynthesizer: Yo, how'd u get all those bitches?
Chad-photosynthesizer: I perform human photosynthesis on a daily basis, bro.

Human Photosynthesis by Arteus Hot Shit December 1, 2022

photosynthesis 

a rad process performed by plants to make energy, summarized by the song below (to be sung to the melody of ciara's "one two step")

<i>all bio students (echo "all bio students")
ohhh WEEEEEEEE
this is a bio fizzle
you better study-izzle
twizzete! nala!
the electrons are here, mrs. weiland
this LIGHT is...
energizing
so exciting
electron-izing
photon FRESH!
work those pigments
so green ahhh
go to P680 YES
pass it, don't stop it,
all chlorophyll get on
crank the energy flow
they're about to build it up
let me see that photosynthesis
i love it when they photosynthesis
everybody photosynthesis
they're about to build it up

this water is
so splitting, full of O2, make light reaction crave it
sunlight made it...
(yes we still need to work on it haha)

let me see you PHOTOSYNTHESIS

photosynthesis by some cool ap bio girl February 23, 2005