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Inappropriate Phonetics

The use of an alternative phonetic alphabet, by those not having a grasp of the correct substitutions, using inappropriate words. These words usually being rude, crass or parts of the anatomy. The best time one should opt to use Inappropriate Phonetics would be when communicating by poor phone connection to a faceless call centre.
Yes I confirm my forename is John, that is Jism-Orgasm-Horny-Nuts, and my surname is Smith, that is Scrotum-Muff-Idiot-Twat-Hard.... Oh, you say you don't appreciate my inappropriate phonetics - how about we revert to the english alphabet and you could listen more carefully...
by normanstanleyfletcher June 8, 2015
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Wax Phonetics

A talented collective of Hiphop enthusiasts originating in San Jose, CA. Also referred to as "Dub P" or "The Wax" for short.

This collective was originally created by Funk Fader (formerly known as Flip Tha Funky Fader) in 2002 and a year later, co-founded by DJ Quix Fader. Wax Phonetics expanded and now includes DJs, beatboxers, instrumentalists, and other various musical calibers.

Wax Phonetics is a group of hardcore Hiphop zealots. Old School, Underground/Non-Commericial, and staying true to the roots of Hiphop are what Wax Phonetics is all about.
Wax Phonetics is DJ'ing the school dance this Friday.
The DJ's are from Wax Phonetics.
That beatboxer is affiliated with Wax Phonetics.
by Franklin A. July 2, 2006
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Hooked On Phonics

A prgram for illiterate people, mostly children. It teaches how to read and write through different exercises. You can get it by dialing 1800-ABC-DEFG
How the hell am i supposed to order hooked on phonics by dialing ABCDEFG if i can't read?
by Diego Giraldez December 28, 2005
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Phonetic Alphabet

NATO devised version of the english alphabet.
a - alpha
b - bravo
c - charlie
d - delta
e - echo
f - foxtrot
g - golf
h - hotel
i - india
j - juliett
k - kilo
l - lima
m - mike
n - november
o - oscar
p - papa
q - quebec
r - romeo
s - sierra
t - tango
u - uniform
v - victor
w - whiskey
x - xray
y - yankee
z - zulu
by wheaty September 5, 2005
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Phonics Monkey

The Phonics Monkey from that one episode of South Park where Cartman misspelled CHAIR in a spelling bee. When Cartman tried to get help from the phonics monkey, it just started beating off behind its drumbset.
A consumer report included the growing number of returns of the infamous reading product, the Phonics Monkey, which just turns out to be a degenerate species of bonobo chimp.
by aka_Pyro April 6, 2007
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Hooked on phonics

A program used by children to learn how to read. It is commonly used to describe a person who cannot read or pronounce words correctly. Alternatively, it can be used to insult a person who doesn't read well.
I don't know how to pronounce this (fucks the word up horribly). You know I'm hooked on phonics.

Jane: reads from a history book out loud in class, but stumbles through the reading.
Classmate: This bitch needs to be hooked on phonics.
by goodcrunchytaco January 28, 2021
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