A hardening and or tightening of the foreskin around the head of the penis, accounting for discomfort and inability to perform sexually. This condition causes males to become agitated for obvious reasons.
by hnzosan030 May 24, 2006
Love and or sexual attraction to a person or persons in a comatose state. ie: the late comatose Terry Schiavo
by hnzosan030 November 08, 2006
the expulsion, by a roommate's (or in some cases underinhibited friends') sexual activity, of one from one's bedroom, apartment, and country for the purposes of uninterrupted coitus and, in the case of the sexpatriate, the pre-emptive avoidance of awkward encounters arising as a result of accidental exposure to the genitals of said roommate or friend.
"I can't walk in on Mitch pounding his fat girlfriend again, my heart won't take it, what should I do?"
"Have you considered sexpatriation?"
"Have you considered sexpatriation?"
by Hnzosan030 April 19, 2009