philosufficate

To smother a person or people with philosophy

Mother: "and in the end everyone is going to die"

Daughter: "why do you always have to philosufficate me?"

Mother: "shhhhhhhhh"

by Meth Muncher January 23, 2023

Philosoficated

Describing someone who is experienced in being hot and sexy.

Steve: “Alright Jeff, maybe try going in shirtless, she’ll be into you”

Jeff: “Do you really think you’re that philosoficated?”

by PaulXD October 2, 2021