philoslut

a woman of questionable moral integrity who spends copious amounts of time associating with male philosophers, in hopes of seducing them.

philosopher: in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

philoslut: the way you talk invigorates me sexually.

by repstu January 8, 2011

philosurfing

v. A strange phenomena that usually occurs late at night when you are surfing the web. You are very tired or in an altered state of mind and feeling very zen, meditative. As you surf, you find yourself pondering deep questions about yourself, life, other people, and the world around you; you search for answers; use the internet to search your soul

Last night I was really, really tired and on the internet... I had this wicked philosurfing session.

I found out why I am depressed... then stared at hundreds of random pictures and pondered who created them; what they mean in a different person's eyes. What do they mean to me? I took 23 quizzes that made me realize things about me that I never even realized. I laughed; I cried. Then, when I eventually slumped off to bed, heart racing fast and unable to sleep, I realized I had just gone to another realm of reality. No drugs attached.

I searched the web as I searched myself, man

by ichigodesuka September 13, 2009

philosotainment

Word created and defined by Scott Adams

"Philosophy for the sole purpose of entertainment, not enlightenment"

"It doesn’t try to be right, or further our understanding of reality. In fact, the best arguments of philosotainment are clearly wrong, but no two people can agree why. Sorting it out is the point. The fun of philosotainment is in finding out something about your own thinking compared to your fellow humans. The particular topic of discussion is nothing but the vehicle for that journey."

"My first commercial philosotainment was my book, God’s Debris. The readers that understood what it was usually enjoyed it. The philosophy majors who wondered why it didn’t further their understandings of the universe were literally furious."

by guided fox February 22, 2007

philososlut

A philososlut is someone who constantly copies and pastes various philosophical statuses onto their Facebook without knowing what it really means. The action is simply to seek attention, and gain likes, while pretending to sound enlightened.

Did you read Jane's stupid status about life? Who is she to talk about living life while behind a computer? She's such a philososlut!

by J.Dizzle86 November 14, 2013

philosufficate

To smother a person or people with philosophy

Mother: "and in the end everyone is going to die"

Daughter: "why do you always have to philosufficate me?"

Mother: "shhhhhhhhh"

by Meth Muncher January 23, 2023

Philosostoner

A stoner who likes to talk about philosophical meanings while high. Typically is frowned upon during group activities while high.

Jake: "Dude, John that tree is not just a tree that tree has been birthed by the seeds of another tree and has been granted life and in return will grant us air."

John: "Jake your being a philosostoner again."

by metallix October 24, 2012

philosotainment

The art form first used to great effect by Socrates and leading to his death, this invention of Scott Adams (author of "Dilbert" comics) is the art of
"asking humorously provocative questions that are designed to make your dogmatic friends (turn into a) showcase of dancing monkeys...It’s evil, but it’s fun. I call it philosotainment."

"I told a dirty joke at the party, and Alice got all sanctimonious on me. So I asked her 'if she's such a good Christian, shouldn't she forgive me?'"

Oh, so -that's- what made her trash the living room!"

Yep: that was some good philosotainment, there."

by PeckComm December 1, 2007