philososlut 

A philososlut is someone who constantly copies and pastes various philosophical statuses onto their Facebook without knowing what it really means. The action is simply to seek attention, and gain likes, while pretending to sound enlightened.

Did you read Jane's stupid status about life? Who is she to talk about living life while behind a computer? She's such a philososlut!

philososlut by J.Dizzle86 November 14, 2013

Philososhit 

The art of having a shit whilst simultaneously engaging in deep intellectual thought.

"I was struggling with my essay, but after a Philososhit ideas starting coming to me like a torrent of intellectual diarrhea."

Philososhit by S.wordfish February 7, 2014

philoslut 

a woman of questionable moral integrity who spends copious amounts of time associating with male philosophers, in hopes of seducing them.

philosopher: in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

philoslut: the way you talk invigorates me sexually.

philoslut by repstu January 8, 2011