Phillip’s Paradox 

When one has the desire to help a friend who has become unlikeable, but is battling with the desire to cut ties with a friend because they have become unlikeable.

Person 1: We should really give him some advice.
Person 2: But I dont wanna talk to someone like that.
Person 1: We’ve been caught in Phillip’s Paradox.

Phillip’s Paradox by TotallyDinosaur October 3, 2023

Phillip's Head 

The act of using a twisting motion while giving a blowjob.

She was tasting my tool, then she whipped out some phillip's head and I was screwed!

Phillip's Head by StaticCatfish July 24, 2023

Phillip Sweats 

In the card game Casino, the Big Casino or 10 of diamonds. Name comes from a deck of cards used at Phoenix House Belle Terre which had Florida unsolved homicides on them. Phillip Sweats was the 10 of diamonds. His murder is still unsolved.

Phillip Sweats is a solid two points in Casino.

Phillip Sweats by J.T. Dawkins May 8, 2011

St. Philip's Academy 

A private independent school in Newark NJ. Also known as SPA. The Mascot is the falcons. Most of the student population is very attractive. While there, the students enjoy constantly annoying the hell out of teachers and events like Outward Bound and Formal. Once a falcon graduates, the person is a falcon for life and will look back at the drama and fights and wish they could do it all over again.

Girl 1: St. Philip's Academy has too much drama for me...
Girl 2: Well don't apply then. You're ugly as hell anyway...

St. Philip's Academy by sincerlythisbitch May 11, 2011

phillip sipe 

A type of growth on the ball of the foot that eats the tissue in order to reproduce in spores.

Damn, I got a phillip sipe.

phillip sipe by Brad Stephenson January 31, 2005

Philip's Big Book of Random Facts 

The inexplicable recalling of random pieces of information by Philip.

How do you remember that obscure detail from an episode that is over 20 years old? This is just another thing to add to Philip's Big Book of Random Facts.

Philip's Big Book of Random Facts by chucknorrisownsall January 8, 2023

Phillip Schofield 

Noun.

For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.

‘Hey boss. Sorry I was in the bathroom so long earlier; today’s was a real Phillip Schofield!’

‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?

-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’

Phillip Schofield by JonnyPee February 8, 2020