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philip schofield by Philipisagod February 19, 2018
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Phillip Schofield
Noun.
For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
‘Hey boss. Sorry I was in the bathroom so long earlier; today’s was a real Phillip Schofield!’
‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?
-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?
-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
Phillip Schofield by JonnyPee February 8, 2020
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Phillip Schofield by LAJMS123 January 4, 2020
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When you'er having sex with a girl and you can't get it up. She's getting disappointed by this escapade as she was looking forward to a night of passionate love-making. Not to disappoint (Insert her name here) you put a cardboard box on your head and genitals, whack her with it and shout "Everything is harder... in the cube" and run away as fast as you can.
Hmm. this stress is affecting my ability to maintain an erection, I'd better Phillip Schofield Sarah tonight
phillip schofield by Phillip Schofield October 26, 2013
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"Im phillipschofieldsexual"
phillipschofieldsexual by yxng_raver48 January 28, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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